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Torahphobia

to-rah-fo-bi-uh –noun. An acute or chronic intellectual disorder characterized by extreme, persistent, and irrational fear of Torah, the activity of obeying Torah, or a situation that leads to a compelling desire to avoid Torah sometimes accompanied by ad hominem attacks on those who love Torah.

Long Term Consequences of Torahphobia: Chronic. May be eternal and may prevent some from hearing, obeying, or entering the renewed covenant in Y'shua.

Short Term Consequenses of Torahphobia: An acute amnesia causing one to forget that scripture is the final authority.

Acute symptoms include cerebral cortex edema leading to a loss of basic fundamental logical reasoning and reading skills.

Chronic symptoms include eating pork and all other unclean foods, the blatant celebration of satanically inspired holy days including but not limited to x-mas, valentines day, sun-day spiritual exercises, etc.

To date there is only one known cure: A love inspired obedience to Torah through the redemptive work of Y'shua.

TpD (Torahphobia Disorder) can manifest with unexpected consequences such as an acute flareup which sometimes causes strange events such as facebook defriending and emotional and irrational outbursts of rage directed towards the witness/messenger.

If TpD causes too much stress, it may be rediagnosed as TpSD.
A person suffering from Torahphobia would say that Christians no longer need to adhere to the commandments after the New Testament.
by TsephanYah February 16, 2010
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Torag

A player on the Skywall realm in World Of Warcraft who is famous for asking others where he can mine steel, which is only craft-able, not mine-able. He fools many people in trade chat and is a well known troll.
"Where can I mine steel?!"
"You can't mine steel Torag, you make it with iron and coal."
"Yes but where can I mine it?! I need halp!"
by Secretnightelf May 22, 2010
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torally

used on internet messageboards. Originally a typo but has become quite popular as a word itself.
HA, anakin just torally pwned that camp.
by liquidtenmillion May 25, 2005
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toran ra

The sacred ritual used by a select group of apple geniuses when trying to find a solution. The ritual consost of apple geniuses interacting with colourful space like bubbles which knows all and sees all secrets of the universe.
Muggle:My iphone 4s is having trouble upgrading to the IOS7 software I hace tried everything what should I do?

Apple Genius: Trickey.We Geniuses will perform the TOran ra abd seek guidance from the higher power. Very well may we offer you a $60 itunes voucher?
by the architect93 November 5, 2013
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Topamax

An anti-sezire drug my doctor perscribed me to counter-act the weight gain effect of my Zoloft and to stabalise my craziness. Like that'll happen.

It comes in teeny white pills. It can make you tired.

Topamax is known as dopamax as well, for causing merory loss and such, but I can't tell the difference.

That might be bad.

See Wikipedia for more information, if it realy means that much to you.
Mom: "Did you remember to take your Topamax last night?"

Figure.10: "My what?..uh..yeah."
by Figure.10 June 1, 2009
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Tiramisoup

What happens when you eat a Tiramisu before it sets in the fridge.
My waitress said we couldn't order Tiramisu because "right now, it's more like tiramisoup."
by Waitress@Canadian Pizza Place September 21, 2010
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Toral

One with a large ass unproportionate to body size.
That girl's got back, she's definately a Toral.
by Garima January 21, 2005
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