toppie

South African English slang for 'old man'.

My toppie bought me this car.

by LG_SA December 26, 2010

cross tops

Small tablets of amphetamine. Often sold in little bags of one hundred. Made with two crossed grooves pressed into the top of the tablet. Sometimes called 'beans'.

"I'm going to score some cross tops for the concert when I get paid."

by Eric Peterson August 15, 2005

Topshopping

The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.

1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in

<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me

by Pystey1 November 19, 2009

Tops and Fingers

The act of fondling a womens breasts and fingering her vagina

Hey Bert did you fuck her behind the bike sheds last night ? No man but I got tops and fingers.

by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

toppy

To get some head...

I need to get me some sloppy toppy

by Maga Yaga July 15, 2017

Topsykrest

Topsykrest is a squeaker When you talk to one and is bad at all games

Justin is a fucking topsykrest6

by xXMike57Xx July 11, 2019

zoe topper

Another term for an ‘AirPod’ often used in sentences in which ‘AirPod seems unfit.

“Have you seen zoe topper?”

“Oh the AirPod over there?”

by User3338 June 15, 2021