Dick Toupee

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.

Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!

by PieKnee October 6, 2016

Gutter Topper

The last person to have sexual intercourse with a particular orifice in a gangbang, most often referring to the last party to enter and subsequently climax in an anal gangbang scenario.

"Hey Tod, Mary just texted me and she wants us to come over for another gangbang tonight."
"Nice, if Mikes coming he is probably going to call gutter topper again, that Mike is a dirty bastard"

"Nothing quite gets me going like Gutter Topping that ass after watching all the boys plow it" -Dirty Mike

by DaRealDirtyMike December 7, 2016

Dr. Topper

Someone who has reached the absolute highest level of "one upping" or topping someone else. Only true masters of this quality, which are far a few between, acheive the prestigious title.

As Dr. Topper was in his Platinum Edition rig; checkin the weight on my new gold chain; he glaced at his rolex and noticed he better get infront of his 70" inch TV because a Kojak marathon was starting in 5 min.

by WD40Fox October 24, 2019

Topless Tuesday

a tumblr holiday every tuesday, where people are asked to post topless ppictures of themselves.

girl: Craig, it's Topless Tuesday

Craig: no

by neramarola March 7, 2010

i have to pee

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

by Theunicornmanz May 6, 2018

Topeka

Apparently, Google...

What the hell is Topeka?
Google.

by hey zeus chreest April 10, 2010

tampa bay toupee

when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece

fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.

by curly jefferson 69 April 5, 2008