Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

Tooting

When your vaping or as the cool kids would say “tooting on them flavours”

They’re offit them Alfies, Always tooting on them flavours

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Tooting on the Boris

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

by lozda January 3, 2025

Blue-toothing

When someone is talking loudly and pacing around for quite a while and you have to look and see if they are wearing a Bluetooth in their ear but they aren't. They are full-on talking to themselves and the voices in their heads. Not judging, just sayin'

Wondered if I could help this dude at the clinic walking back and forth in the parking lot Blue-toothing hard.

by Funcrazy March 9, 2017

Noodle toodling

Verb ; the act of playing with mans flaccid penis.

Even though I am an older gentlemen, I can still enjoy a good noodle toodling.

by Thepoonmaster January 26, 2021

Scooting N Tooting

Scooting N Tooting means to fart and run away from away from the scene of the crime

I was at the shop and didn’t want anyone to know the smell was me so I scooted away. Scooting N tooting

by ScootingNTooting May 4, 2019