tip toucher

a man who touches the tip of his penis to the tip of another man's penis.

Jake and Aaron are totally gay together. they're such tip touchers

by D-Block48 March 25, 2008

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

Meat Toucher

Funnier than Kafka-esque.

You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!

by NotRD March 3, 2004

water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

water toucher

a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus

i just did a water toucher get the axe

by knivesron August 16, 2010

torcher

1.) A singer of "torch" songs; i.e. a female singer of passionate love songs

2.) An arsonist

1.) She was a half-decent torcher, but she was no Timi Yuro.

2.) He contracted a torcher for 25% of the insurance payout.

by Scroll Lock February 6, 2008

toilet water toucher

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.

"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"

"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."

by Jam Master Joke August 15, 2009