by BIGDIXFLEX October 2, 2018
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Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.
by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010
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"Toney stole my girlfriend twice!"
"I heard one time Toney kicked Chuck Norris' ass!"
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by a toney lover! February 5, 2010
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by Evanni May 17, 2018
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Me: Hey look its tonkey!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!
by The Idiot Savant April 27, 2004
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by Jwhite December 16, 2013
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