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toilet

Device that you use to catch your brown shitty or yellow cum. When you're done you wipe that ass using some toilet paper. The public ones smell fucking disgusting so don't use them. You can also masturbate on these things which is nice. In Japan the toilets are a whole fucking water show.
by coemspro🤑 June 13, 2023
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toilet

a place such as Miami, Florida or Newark, New Jersey.
Or...East St. Louis, Illinois
Miami is the biggest fuckin' toilet in the country
by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
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toileteer

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.
1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern is a toileteer.
by Toilet and Proud December 12, 2008
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toiletous

To be grimey, or to smell bad.
That bitch is toiletous.
by OMGZZZKELLY November 13, 2005
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Toileted

It is now used in Half Life 2 Multiplayer when someone is killed by an object, thrown with the gravity gun.
Dude, you totally toileted me in that last round...
by Coldmud December 3, 2004
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toilet

People like to drink toilet water. A huh huh huh huh.
I smoked a toilet with Barack Obama today.
by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008
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toilet

the thing u poo in.. can't live w/ out them.. where else would u poo?
by Anonymous January 5, 2003
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