Toddler Stomp

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.

"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"

by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019

Toddler Goth

A wannabee goth who latches onto what they perceive to be goth to emulate those they hope to join as an accepted part of goth society. This can be based on simple fashion sense or attitude that is believed to be required to be a part of the social group.

"Did you see Ritchie the other night? All dolled up like he was Neo from the matrix."

"Yes, between him and Sarah making out like she's an Anne Rice character they make a real pair of Toddler Goth's"

by James Kite December 3, 2007

toddler parroting

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Toddler Nose

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.

Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.

by Buttcrunch January 18, 2009

Toddler Gobbler

Another way to refer to pitbulls or any large breed of dog, typically those with an aggressive stigma attached to them, or is otherwise not well behaved.
Pitbulls are particularly well known for mercing small children when unattended.

"Jesus, look at that fucking dog."
"Hide your kids, that there's a toddler gobbler!"

by TedKFan69 July 17, 2022

big toddler

A big toddler is a person who won’t grow up. They are so dependant on you their like a toddler or a adult baby.

Man, my gf is like a big toddler, she’s such a baby. She won’t stop crying even when I’ve listened to why. I’m thinking about buying her diapers and putting her in them!

by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021