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Volun-told

When someone volunteers you with out the option of you saying no.
your mom volun-told you to babysit on a Saturday night.
by Jackie Kushner February 17, 2009
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Who told you to put the balm on?

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.
I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?
by RJPSYR September 1, 2009
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toledo shuffle

To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.
Brad's trying the Toledo Shuffle again, but that crap rarely works.
by Kidtango December 29, 2017
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fps tolerance

The minimum amount of frames per second you can handle before you commit sudoku.
"Hey Jack, wanna go net cafe?"
"My fps tolerance is 30, I can't play LoL on those computers."

"I can only play a few matches of overwatch because I'm fps intolerant."

"Alvin must have a shit fps tolerance to play that game!"
by eskayteen March 6, 2017
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tolerance

How much weed you can handle....it is impossible to top Norman "Nick" when it comes to this. This dude has the most insane weed tolerance and cannot be fazed no matter how many dabs this nigga takes off the dab pen or the dab rig.
Bro, Norman "Nick" took like 10 dabs off the rig and still didn't feel shit, he has an insane tolerance.
by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019
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tolossa

Tolossa (n) is a name you can give to someone very proud of his/her identity. Tolossa people will not pretend to be someone they are not even if pretending would have been beneficial at the moment. As such they are not good for acting roles.

The origin is a TV evangelist's episode in Ethiopia where the evangelist told a congregation member the latter has a new name now. When the evangelist asked "What's your name now?" the guy responded with his original name "Tolossa" instead of playing along and saying the new anointed name.
Mary: Hey honey I thought Meghan would be starring in your new skit.
John: No. Turns out she is a tolossa. She can not follow a script. She just says whatever she wants to.
by TMKHH November 9, 2019
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coal toll

When a white woman dates a black man and she gets knocked up and he leaves.
Karen paid the coal toll when Tyrone left her with a baby :)
by OwO Suck it coal burners June 20, 2019
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