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get to bed

simialar to a a gong show in the fact that the person is usually intoxicated and does random ridiculous acts which in turn would prompt someone else to tell him or her to get to bed
Joe: Matt your a complete gong show right now! Matt: Oh man i have no idea whats going on! Joe: you just pissed in the closet you need to Get to Bed!
by jordan engel November 9, 2008
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come to bed my lover

A seduction sentence used to entice ones sexual partner for some frollicking
As Jean lifted the sheets away to present his ripped and bulging muscly body he whispered longingly "Come to bed my lover.."
by bumwillypoohead March 26, 2013
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come to bed eyes

when you want to fuck someone so hard there minge falls out / or a woman is so horny you can smell her moist vagina so she looks at you like 'ot-oh i want your noodle '.
Faye let the cat lick her hand before giving Ross the 'come to bed eyes' before saying "DESTINATION = VAGINA".
by smalltits June 16, 2012
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going to bed

code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.
Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
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go to bed with blair

girl friend want you to go to bed with here even though ur not sleepy
when blair gets pissed she has work in the morning and wants me to got to bed with here even though i am self employed and can stay up all night if i want she says "go to bed with blair"
by snakebike June 20, 2011
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Going To Bed

by Bedtime123 July 2, 2019
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Go to bed

It’s past Tatum kerstings bed time
by Hahdjdudjsnnd July 12, 2021
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