1. the act of being the first one to shit in a toilet after it's cleaned
2. having first dibs to shit
2. having first dibs to shit
by mr. brown1 June 16, 2010
"Golly Galoshers! I appear to have browned myself"
"Poppy, come quick, it would appear Char's browned the sofa again...."
"Poppy, come quick, it would appear Char's browned the sofa again...."
by Armadillo April 23, 2005
Jason had a full house of aces and 8s and was certain he would win the biggest pot of the night, but then Robert browned him with aces and 9s. That was an epic browning.
by NonSequiterRex November 3, 2012
by T August 2, 2003
The male equivalent of scissoring: When two males mash their buttholes together for sexual pleasure.
When my partner and I make love, we express our feelings for each other in the intimate act of browning.
by George Rho January 10, 2012
A team that sucks ass so big. they wish they were Pittsburgh. Has a Bulldog as mascot which looks similar to the people from there butt ass ugly... Never even been to a Superbowl and haven't had a winning season since god knows when. You can distinguish a Browns fan by watching them on Interstate 279N by the way they drive...., With there heads between their legs like a dog that has pissed on the rug. Crappy town with douche-bag fans. It is always fun to Rag on them cuz its so easy, much easier than bung-hole fans...
" Man did Yinz guys see that we just wooped the browns forty-one to zero"
" Yinz know I hate the browns, they are fuckin losers much more than seattle. "
In poker games with my buddies we say "brown out" instead of "fold" this signifies how bad the hand sucks.
Cleveland named after a man that invented the toilet thus the team was partnering with the city on a team name hence the browns and thats the only heritage they have.
Other names for cleveland:
"mistake by the lake", " City where lame comic Drew Carey resides and is actually proud of., Place where obesity and sucking ass goes hand in hand, Example: Drew carey,browns
Be safe and remember "Friends don't let friends live in Ohio"
" Yinz know I hate the browns, they are fuckin losers much more than seattle. "
In poker games with my buddies we say "brown out" instead of "fold" this signifies how bad the hand sucks.
Cleveland named after a man that invented the toilet thus the team was partnering with the city on a team name hence the browns and thats the only heritage they have.
Other names for cleveland:
"mistake by the lake", " City where lame comic Drew Carey resides and is actually proud of., Place where obesity and sucking ass goes hand in hand, Example: Drew carey,browns
Be safe and remember "Friends don't let friends live in Ohio"
by Steelers Rock Yinz Guys September 8, 2006
To totally fuck something up, i.e. the Cleveland Browns' draft choices, management discisions, playcalling
by mikeinparma November 13, 2012