titty licker

A titty licker is someone who is a straight male and all he thinks about is boobs. This can be used as in insult to a redneck with no respect.

He's such a titty licker he has no respect for women all he thinks about is boobs.

by Kelpie g September 12, 2017

Titty-blinded

Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.

Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."

Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.

"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"

"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."

"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"

by titty-blinder July 9, 2009

titty skipping

When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.

What are you guys doing tonight?

Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.

Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.

by Donnie Borschel November 27, 2010

titty-tat

A tattoo on a person's chest. It is only worthy of the name if the person is a woman or an extremely fat lard of a man.

Who wants to see the titty-tat I just got on my left tit??

by JD00bz May 22, 2007

Titty meat

The meaty portion of the breast that helps display the cleavage.

Hey Allie, that's a nice titty meat you have there!

by JoeyBagADonuts May 23, 2016

Titty milk

That hot fucking milk that babies suck on

Jared:can I suck your titty milk
Emily:fuck yeah

by Clownboi69🤡 November 3, 2019

titty pause

While talking to someone, a chick with great tits walks buy and you pause midsentence as you eye fuck her tits. Then when she is out of eye fucking range, you continue your sentence as if you had never stopped talking. That is the titty pause.

Mr. Smith was fired because he was talking to his boss and his boss' daughter walked by in a low cut shirt. Mr. Smith hadn't realized that he had just experienced a 30 second titty pause as he continued to explain to his boss why he deserved a big promotion.

by KronenV May 8, 2010