kicking the tires

Checking the viability of an unknown system by a quick test (derived from literally kicking the tires of an automobile).

(tyres, uk)

He tried kicking the tires of the new security software by infecting his laptop with a handful of common viruses.

by danja123 January 15, 2009

flat tire weed

a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly

I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!

by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009

Im just tired

A phrase used to subvert the true cause.

Used when no good excuse is readily available.

Also used to hide ailments such as Hangovers, Head aches, Distrust, Guilt...ect.

May also be used as a literal statement yet rarely ever is.

"Hey Bob, you look sick."
"No, Im just tired."

by DakotaMaybe June 13, 2013

spare tire

a bulge of fat around the waist

I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009

tire fire

A horrifying mess, either literally or figuratively foul-smelling, that seems to last forever.

For several years, Charlie Sheen's life was a tire fire, but he finally seems to have put the fire out.

by Maxxie G. May 8, 2019

trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 26, 2018

Abraham's Trifecta

Completed when you have slept with a member of each of the Abrahamic Religions: a Muslim, Jew, and Christian.

Braxton: Yo bro, so I was titty fucking this girl last night and she was all like "Braxton? What are you doing?" but it doesn't matter because I just completed Abraham's Trifecta.
Paul: No big deal, I did that, like, years ago...

by elliot77 December 4, 2015