Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.

Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.

Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 28, 2017
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tinder pimping

When your friend uses your Tinder account and swipes right on everyone only to message her matches to barter her goods/services
Yo Eva, are you tinder pimping Liz?
by jakethedood April 05, 2016
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Tinder Baby

A child birthed from the act of sexual intercourse between two people who met each other through the popular dating app, Tinder. Tinder babies are the largest group of children that have six fingered hands.
Old lady: That baby is adorable!
Mother: Thanks! It's a Tinder Baby!
Old lady: Be gone, heathen!

Bro #1: Yo bro, you gonna swipe that babe to the left or the right?
Bro #2: I dunno bro, probably to the left. Can't have any Tinder Babies running around.
by Sawsbaws December 01, 2013
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tinder aids

Spending too much time with the one girl from Tinder and you cant leave the house . Usually girls from Canberra or Preston or both
Dude have u seen Richie ?

Nah bro hes been off line sine that one girl from Canberra gave him Tinder Aids
by Uncle Dickie August 30, 2017
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Tinder Exhibitionist

Someone who uses the dating app Tinder in public and makes it blatantly easy for others to watch their swiping spree.
Scientists have speculated that this externalizing behavior may arise from a desire or compulsion to expose one's own swiping preferences and mating partner fetishes. The Tinder Exhibitionist may find amusement or even sexual satisfaction out of their indecent dating exposure.
Dan: "Man, Johnny did again! He was sitting in the train with people around him and swiped furiously on Tinder and everyone was watching because one just cannot look away for obvious reasons!"
Jack: "Johnny is such a Tinder Exhibitionist. I told you this!"
by TimmiWanted1243 March 12, 2019
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tinder boner

The mini chub we all get while swiping the sexual depths of Tinder.
I can't swipe at the bar anymore because of my tinder boner
by MomoneyMisa January 10, 2018
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Tinder Tramp

A woman that you meet on Tinder.
Dude, I rode that tinder tramp like a kif on a hobby horse in front of a supermarket.
by DaHolmes May 17, 2023
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