timethief

From sales: Someone who will call, email, text, and then call again to determine the parameters of your product or service, only to pick it apart, find the problems and challenges with it, and even go as far as find online complaints about you, your product, or your service...all the while never really intending to close real business with you.

This individual will likely want to schedule conference calls, meetings, or other circle jerk media to ensure even MORE of their friends can hear or see you flop around on the pier like a fish out of water.

Best strategy - DELETE BUTTON!!!

"Hey Tim - Mrs. Jones just called..." "Yeah - I know - she's a total timethief"

See also: time waster, schlub, schmuck, poor execution

by closer1234 October 15, 2011

Timothée Chalamet

Timothée Chalamet is the most sweetest fucking person to ever exist. It’s like he has two settings. Really, he is the most shyest, kindest, most goofiest guy. I’d happily buy him all the bagels. He is an immaculate actor, very talented with so much potential. Adding with the fact that his music taste is adequate. I want to be his best friend. He seems like a pretty genuine guy. But, when he’s on the red carpet, one word: wow. He is a beautiful man. truly one of god’s masterpiece. Timmy, if you’re reading this, my IG is @240perla :)

Person one: I love Timothée Chalamet, and not just for the dancing slo-mo video

Person two: Hell yeah! He is so good at acting!

by timmyfuckingtim May 20, 2020

Timothises

A person seduced by short girls.

That dude is Timothises against that girl.

by Alpha que ur Mum August 14, 2018

Timotheé Clalamet

Motivos de eu levantar da cama
Características:
Solteiro
Solteiro
Solteiro

Mãe: Nossa porque você levantou cedo?
Eu: Timotheé Clalamet
Taratantatarara

by Viciada no timotheé Clalamet June 1, 2020

Timotheé Chalamet

Timotheé Chalamet is amazing. He can speak French. And has many more talents. I'm inlove with him and want to marry him because he is so adorable like wtf how is anyone like him. We all need a Timothee chalamet in our life because he is the MOST PERFECT PERSON ever

"Why can't everyone be like Timotheé Chalamet!?"

by Timotheé Chalamets wife😩😩 May 23, 2021

timotheos

A word or name, “Timotheos” comes from the words, (timao) who actually means, “Honor” and (theos) which means, “God”. Meaning, “Honoring God”.

“Timotheos” appears to have post-traumatic stress disorder.

Faithful and brave

Timotheos is nice as John.

by lyndonpoisonous June 7, 2021

Timotheo

A sweet, caring, kind, funny, attractive and grumpy person. He also has a big penis.

I am timotheo.

by beatricexx November 22, 2021