A facebook user who checks your timeline for posts frequently, but never comments on your posts, likes your posts or contacts you.
Wait you know about every post on my facebook page but you never comment on my posts, like my posts or contact me? Are you secretly jocking me? Are you a Timeline Jock?
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The combination of penile AND testicular agenesis
Those with Tomlinsonism are also known to pee out of their butts and fart into the vagina of their wives to achieve sexual satisfaction
Those with Tomlinsonism are also known to pee out of their butts and fart into the vagina of their wives to achieve sexual satisfaction
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Fan 1: Omg I love Louis! Did you see him in this week's video diary?
Fan 2: I love him too! He's hilarious! I even bought carrots for him!
Fan 3: Are you talke about Louis Tomlinson? That boy is fit!
Fan 2: I love him too! He's hilarious! I even bought carrots for him!
Fan 3: Are you talke about Louis Tomlinson? That boy is fit!
by louistomlinsonsfan December 30, 2010
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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Apparently, Johhny's two-timing on his girlfriend.
Guy 2: Better than that guy in anime. That guy's 16-timing, and that's not including the 2 girls in the past. (number here)-timing
Guy 2: Better than that guy in anime. That guy's 16-timing, and that's not including the 2 girls in the past. (number here)-timing
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Get the (number here)-timing mug.A member of the widely popular boyband "One Direction". Louis is most often seen wearing either red cargo pants and a blue/white striped shirt or red pumps with fishnet stockings and a tight black dress that really accentuates his curves. Louis is the sassiest and by far the most fabulous out of the band. He is one of the fan favorites. You better hide yo ass if you badmouth him because he will find you. Everyone loves Louis.
Friend: Is that Louis Tomlinson?
You: Must be. Look at his bodacious bottom!
Friend: And those fabulous heels!
You: Ugh. I love him so much!
You: Must be. Look at his bodacious bottom!
Friend: And those fabulous heels!
You: Ugh. I love him so much!
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