toliet timer

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.

"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"

by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009

ball timers

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.

guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(

by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014

Social Timer

An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.

Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .

Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.

by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021

Timeri

A girl who is very nice to people who are nice to her, but when you get on her bad side, all hell breaks loose. She also is very talented and she loves her friends and family. she has a lot that she doesnt tell people unless she feels that she has a lot of trust with that certain person. she doesnt let boys ruin her life. and hates girls who want people to feel sorry for them because "THEY HAD A TERRIBLE DAY BECAUSE THEIR BF BROKE UP WITH THEM!" seriously. shut the hell up.

Dude, did you see Timeri today? she seems happy and bubbly. yepp(:

by shimery June 26, 2010

Small Timer

A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.

Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"

Person 2: "What a small timer!"

by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014

old timer's disease

slang for Alzheimer's disease

The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010

Tigered

to be eaten or destroyed by tigers, or tiger woods, until death.

"But Sabbatini isn't the only player to get Tigered down the years. There's been plenty of them, full of hope and expectation when setting off in the final ..."

"Hey man, you're so fucking gay, I hope you get tigered."

by dr0b0tz January 14, 2008