a super cool and cute skinny legend, helps break into houses when it's hot out and you best friend is asleep and won't open the door. shares their music, is 5'3, and sings on FaceTime with you.
by isabeela August 3, 2019
Get the rat with a tiaramug. Teddy Tiara is a famous online personality. He is the pinnacle of manliness. His trademark, a tiara with pink fluffy stuff (though the pink stuff got ripped off), represents this manliness very well. His diet consists of peroxide and razors, and he flosses after every meal. He has a lock of hair that he cut two years ago and he still has it. He’s so famous he never has to get out of his pajamas. Except to go to Walmart to wreak havoc. He only has two toes on his right foot.
A very good story about him: Teddy was in restaurant eating and there was a lady sitting across them in a booth. She had a big ass. Like. HUGE. Anyway, the lady got up and left. Because Teddy was sitting at a table near the window at the front of the shop, he could see clearly outside. The lady had parked her car right outside. Teddy glanced at her rolls and cellulite and was ultimately disgusted. He then told his mother, very loudly, that that was the reason he was gay. And the whole restaurant heard. Go him.
His YouTube videos, viewable at youtube.com/user/teddymmm, are awesome and creative. They include a phone call from Jeffree Star and some Walmart havoc.
He does live shows on his Stickam, viewable there or on his MySpace: myspace.com/teddy_tiara. Though many times you may catch him sleeping or eating, he does do other things. He dances with his sister, puts on makeup (though he tends to obsess over it and touch it too much), drink red stuff, run outside, jump out his window or whatever suits his fancy.
A very good story about him: Teddy was in restaurant eating and there was a lady sitting across them in a booth. She had a big ass. Like. HUGE. Anyway, the lady got up and left. Because Teddy was sitting at a table near the window at the front of the shop, he could see clearly outside. The lady had parked her car right outside. Teddy glanced at her rolls and cellulite and was ultimately disgusted. He then told his mother, very loudly, that that was the reason he was gay. And the whole restaurant heard. Go him.
His YouTube videos, viewable at youtube.com/user/teddymmm, are awesome and creative. They include a phone call from Jeffree Star and some Walmart havoc.
He does live shows on his Stickam, viewable there or on his MySpace: myspace.com/teddy_tiara. Though many times you may catch him sleeping or eating, he does do other things. He dances with his sister, puts on makeup (though he tends to obsess over it and touch it too much), drink red stuff, run outside, jump out his window or whatever suits his fancy.
Teddy Tiara: Fuck socks and sandals, bitch!
Person: Did you watch Teddy Tiara last night?
Other: No, where?
Person: stickam.com/profile/cravingforattention He's hilarious!
Person: Did you watch Teddy Tiara last night?
Other: No, where?
Person: stickam.com/profile/cravingforattention He's hilarious!
by SwoonForMe August 16, 2007
Get the Teddy Tiaramug. The gift of ejaculus from a male's member directly targeting and proudly sported in the hair of an eagerly awaiting female companion.
"I know you said not to cum in your hair but by crickey Shanice, that Naughty Tiara really sets off the sparkle in your eyes".
by lukkas Gray October 1, 2007
Get the Naughty Tiaramug. When a person, usually a woman, has dried semen in her hair. Typically forgot to wash it out the night before.
by spunko2020 April 5, 2013
Get the Crystal Tiaramug. by dizzle815 July 11, 2010
Get the Man Tiaramug. by Dungbeetle45 November 23, 2021
Get the tiara paylmug. The act of resting the masculine unit on the head of a woman so that the penis lays upon the forehead and nose, resembling a jeweled tiara.
by CrowFace October 8, 2006
Get the Dangling Tiaramug.