Thumbing

To thumb yourself - to thumb or stick your thumb or finger into ones anus.

Man - "Tom what are you doing?"
Tom - "I'm thumbing myself, it feels very nice."

by Plice December 31, 2011

jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.

me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.

by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011

Tumblring

1. To look blog from blog on Tumblr because of sheer boredom.
2. Going on Tumblr just to look at funny picture or posts.

Tony - What are you doing?
Ebs - On Tumblr
Tony - Oh you mean you're Tumblring?
Ebs - Yup!

by Rekarnated May 20, 2010

Toilet thumbing

The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.

I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.

by Phast January 8, 2009

thumping the lemur

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008

thubbing

to bop so hard that it isn’t even a bop it’s a thub

wow that guy over there is THUBBING

by thebitchthatgetscrunk March 9, 2018