MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

What you say when a weird cat is outside

*sees a weird cat outside* “MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE”

by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019

Doing a Theresa

When you had every advantage in a situation, but still manage to get FUBAR.

Announcer 1 “John was had an amazing hand in poker, with a ace high straight flush”

Announcer 2 “I know, why the hell did he fold to a guy with a uno card and a sweetener packet”

Announcer 3 “ In all my years of being a announcer, never one have I seen someone doing a Theresa this hard”

by Justin Heras March 29, 2019

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

by sir johnathan the 2nd April 4, 2022

Therese

Therese likes to wear sweat pants.

No need to visit the zoo, Therese resembles a bear.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 8, 2020

Theresa May

Theresa May is the British Prime minister who thinks brexit is cool. She also is named after the shampoo Tresemme. She's an absolute arse and looks like shit with a bobcut.

Nick- Did you hear the latest news on Brexit?

Tim - Where's Jeremy Corbyn when you need him?!

Bob: It's Theresa May's fault!

Khalid- Tresemme? Isn't that a shampoo?

by I'mASmartyFartyBriton January 27, 2019

Theresa E

The coolest person ever; someone who is super cool!

My friend Theresa E is sooooooooo cool!

by Rachel August 2, 2004

Therese Christensen

a cute famous norwegian stand up comedian who tells jokes while she is on a big boat. people are traveling with the boat just to see Therese. she tells all types of jokes, but she has a dry humor and most of the jokes are kind of dry. another reason to take the boat is that Therese is a girl who everybody likes and you just have to smile when she is around

omg i wish i was just as funny as Therese Christensen

by ingus August 3, 2010