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Thesised

(past tense "thesis"} To have written a thesis.
Mo just finished his paper, I think he thesised about butterflies and sound or something.
by hgarland June 21, 2023
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95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.
The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.
by Powerlated October 11, 2018
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Emotional Thesis Journey

to describe ones long, emotionally driven, tedious journey in compiling, researching and writing a PhD thesis over many years.
acronym : ETJ
PhD student : After 10 long years of blood, sweat and tears and 79,872 words later I have come to an end of this emotional thesis journey.
by anonymous July 7, 2021
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Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.
Our feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of attention created by one particular comment. At the moment we consider this merely an Instagram thesis.
by Purple-font November 11, 2021
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bit my thesis

To contemptuously steal another's idea and use it as your own.
Jay told the boss about my proposal to streamline plant operations and increase production by 50%. The boss loved it, and he got a promotion! Dat bitch-ass totally bit my thesis!!!
by Glockgirl February 23, 2014
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Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.
- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
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Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
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