by Selffulfilledde14cc May 19, 2016

Parallel Friends, are two men which are the BESTEST of friends but can't be gay for each other because they're both straight and agree to be just friends
Person 1: *hugs*
Person 2: *hugs back*
Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?
Person 2: *hugs back*
Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?
by Spaaky December 1, 2020

Another message individuals express by means of the tonality, volume, pitch, or pacing they use while expressing the main message. It can support, compliment, refute, deny, or even contradict the main message.
When the girl said, "You're welcome" in a tone which said, "You're not fucking welcomed you fucking idiot," I knew something was up. To understand parallel messages say any word in the opposite intonation of what it means. Say "beautiful" while making a face of disgust. Say "ugly" as if you were saying "beautiful."
by but for April 19, 2018

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.
It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.
It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.
"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"
by btw soma May 16, 2021

A Circle Jerk containing two people.
by Desertghost87 December 16, 2011

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.
Sally: How did the date end?
Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
by MizzM. December 5, 2011

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
