He couldn't get it up because of his whiskey dick, I did not care because I was experiencing Liquor Clit. (Too much alcohol to enjoy sex).
by beachbonbon April 1, 2015

A store that sells mainly distilled spirits such as gin, rum, soju, vodka, tequila, and whiskey, etc in addition to beer and wine.
The term is often used incorrectly (especially by Google Maps and people) to describe your usual small convenience store which does sell beer and wine along with imitation spirits. A liquor store must sell spirits AKA liquor in order to be called a liquor store. Liquor stores often do not sell chips, cigarettes, lottery tickets, or anything that is also found in grocery stores.
The term is often used incorrectly (especially by Google Maps and people) to describe your usual small convenience store which does sell beer and wine along with imitation spirits. A liquor store must sell spirits AKA liquor in order to be called a liquor store. Liquor stores often do not sell chips, cigarettes, lottery tickets, or anything that is also found in grocery stores.
Why are people calling convenience stores liquor stores? None of those places sell real liquor like whiskey.
by hohehohe June 14, 2023

"Don's coming over again, so I'd better hide the good stuff. Otherwise, that liquor pig will clear me out."
by Adman12 September 22, 2005

"Liquor Jacket" refers to the phenomenon of not being able to feel cold while drunk. The term is synonymous with "Beer Jacket", but has a much nicer ring to it.
I hate walking through this frozen college town on the way to parties... Good thing I have my liquor jacket on.
by alphabet gumdrop October 15, 2008

by Duffman FTW December 31, 2010

by Terry Hartwick March 7, 2005

frothy beverage normally consumed on mondays in celebration of Malt Liquor Monday. Can be consumed at other times during the week. Usually found in 40 oz bottles, but is also a steal in the 6 pack of 16 oz hurricanes for $3.87.
by nemo September 20, 2004
