Cut The Turtle

“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.

“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”

by Larry2017 July 25, 2018

scissoring off the turtle head

When you are taking a shit, it's the last little pieces to come out.

Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.

Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.

by Heezy P. March 16, 2014

squirt the turtle

The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet

Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit

by Gianluca M November 2, 2017

Embracing The Turtle

To engage and specificaly indulge ones self in the illicit act of smoking wacky tobacky, herb, marijuana, or hash hishe.

Bartholomuel and I were rather discombobulated after a long evening of Embracing The Turtle.

by MP Schott August 24, 2007

Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

Yertle the Turtle

A sex act named after a Dr. Seuss story, in which many men pile on top each other, facing down, and have anal with the man below them.

A man was once crushed to death underneath a Yertle the Turtle.

by Amroth May 9, 2009

Burping the Turtle

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.

"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"

by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 7, 2012