Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
by Hotlan November 25, 2009
Get the Freckle Snatchermug. The Bongo Snatcher is a giant creature the size of ten huge muscle men with a bean bag shaped body and thousands of tiny feet that go up’s it’s back. It’s got two frightening horns of stitched human flesh of many ethnicities and a billy goat beard and a second jaw which protrudes from its chin. That jaw it like a tub of acid and every time something falls in it the teeth on top close and lock you inside. On its sides it has a child sack were it keeps the baby fetuses. But the most terrorous part is the enormous fear inducing wang, uncircumcised of course. It’s a hook shape and can steal your woman and penetrate her with the force of a thousand trojan warriors.
Karen, put Timmy in the cage, the Bongo Snatcher is coming.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.
by bongo69 November 25, 2019
Get the Bongo Snatchermug. The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.
by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013
Get the Tampon Snatchermug. Same as a Cooch Pirate.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.
by lelelelelelalalloidoidoid November 16, 2007
Get the cooch snatchermug. a person who steals somebody's lover out of envy or because of the love interest's beauty or for some other reasons.
I will one day revenge myself on the love snatcher for whisking off my lover to an out-of-the-way place.
by uttam maharjan February 22, 2010
Get the love snatchermug. A lesbian or a gay person
by helloitsnaya April 19, 2011
Get the Sparkle Snatchermug. by Chakara_37 February 26, 2015
Get the boyfriend-snatchermug.