After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.
by Wufpup July 12, 2009
Get the Swedish Trumpet mug.when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted
We had swedish toboggan time trials last night
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
by soouWoo April 8, 2009
Get the swedish toboggan mug.Essentially same as the handjob.
by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004
Get the swedish massage mug.To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
"I just got through taking a Swedish."
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020
Get the Taking a Swedish mug.by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018
Get the Swedish rowboat mug.The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.
by Twills March 25, 2011
Get the Swedish fountain mug.Another word for a shit
by Alan coolguywick March 28, 2018
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