Pants

An illusion just like death

"Death is an illusion.... as well as pants"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Pants

A person who gets wasted, pisses him/herself (usually on the couch or bed), and dishes his/her pants in a tree, then passes out on the same piece of furniture.

Wes: Ooh...what happened?
Geoff: Hey Pants, your up!
Wes: Ah FUCK!

by PimpinPakulak January 29, 2011

Pant

Pant is used to describe paint that has not been able to dry you can have multiple layers of pant

There was pink pant underneath the black pant

by Archie Tartan January 31, 2019

Pants

The name of the player in Mortal Combat with no shirt and a pair of black baggy pants. Some fools would call him Bruce, but he is clearly Pants.

"Finish him, Pants"

by gendoo February 4, 2009

Pants

A black custodian that has supposedly been aressted for public nudity, hence the name Pants. Usually seen walking with fellow janitors such as Charlie and Mr. B.

"Dude i just saw pants go into his secret room"

"we should go sneak in"

"yeah i heard there is a fridge and a cot!"

by the canadian scholar ay? June 21, 2009

PANTS

soemthing or some sort of situation sucks or went horribly

boy: i can't take you out tonight, i'm grounded!
girl: that's totally pants, man.

by Dekota Dale November 11, 2005

pants

Pants are clothes you wear on your legs. Some people call them trousers.

Elephants, in the rare occasions they may be found wearing pants, will refer to them as trousers.

by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 28, 2005