4 definitions by King Anthony V of Svalbard

Pants are clothes you wear on your legs. Some people call them trousers.
Elephants, in the rare occasions they may be found wearing pants, will refer to them as trousers.
by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 28, 2005
A really awkward kind of cheese, usually served with squash in a corner.

According to Onion, Feta is the most lazy of chee.
Feta and Provolone were walking down the street and Feta complimented on Provolone's thighs. Provolone was like "I smell like feet"
by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 18, 2005