by LGG#39 February 14, 2021
A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.
Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"
Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."
Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>
Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."
Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>
by PTFCLinePolice June 16, 2018
When you walk into a chinese store and you buy $1 worth of items, the klerk will say "one dalla one dalla" which means one dollar.
Chinese clerk: Hello, this is panda express, can I help you?
Customer: I would like a box of noddles. How much does that cost?
Chinese clerk: Oh, one dalla one dalla!
Customer: *lol* two dalla two dalla.
Chinese clerk: Get outta my store!
Customer: I would like a box of noddles. How much does that cost?
Chinese clerk: Oh, one dalla one dalla!
Customer: *lol* two dalla two dalla.
Chinese clerk: Get outta my store!
by TaylorHasRocks February 13, 2015
One Touch One Bounce abrv.( One T One B) is a playground football game where you have a group of people 2 or more in a circle formation. The aim of the game is to keep playing while trying to get people out. You are only allowed one touch to get someone out or play until someone messes up a kick as well as one bounce although having no bounces are allowed.
You can kick the ball in anyway possible but the other players must be able to reach the ball or else they will be out.
The game can be fast paced and you can do volleys or play it to see how many touches everyone in total gets.
The first person out starts the final by throwing the ball in the middle in the air(between two people) . If the ball bounces between two people and hard to tell who was closer it is 50/50 and no one is out.
Head skank are allowed (headering the ball to someone can be done quickly and takes skill to master}
foot skank are not (kicking the ball purposely at someones feet at high speed and they cannot react quick enough
If the ball hits the kerb and fence and bounces back then play on or if other players could have reached it then you are still in.
Written by some guy who adapted the first version when introduced in our school.
You can kick the ball in anyway possible but the other players must be able to reach the ball or else they will be out.
The game can be fast paced and you can do volleys or play it to see how many touches everyone in total gets.
The first person out starts the final by throwing the ball in the middle in the air(between two people) . If the ball bounces between two people and hard to tell who was closer it is 50/50 and no one is out.
Head skank are allowed (headering the ball to someone can be done quickly and takes skill to master}
foot skank are not (kicking the ball purposely at someones feet at high speed and they cannot react quick enough
If the ball hits the kerb and fence and bounces back then play on or if other players could have reached it then you are still in.
Written by some guy who adapted the first version when introduced in our school.
by Jon defines March 10, 2018
by NoxiNoxus August 10, 2017
when chinese guys are selling you stuff you don't want they always go: one dolla! getchar socks on'y one dolla!
Chinese guy: one dolla! one dolla!
Racist: (takes a gun and shoots the chinese guy) get of my fucking country, you bastard!
Racist: (takes a gun and shoots the chinese guy) get of my fucking country, you bastard!
by All My Gods Have Failed Me... March 15, 2008
A person, male or female that was born with a superior complex apart from others. Not a corny or lame person. One who stands out amongst others. The 1% of the 1% of human beings on planet Earth. NOT A LAME.
“That boy John really One of them Ones fr.”
“McDowell been One of them Ones since birth.”
“On a scale from 1-10, I am a 1 cause I’m One of them Ones.”
“McDowell been One of them Ones since birth.”
“On a scale from 1-10, I am a 1 cause I’m One of them Ones.”
by Mr. Get in Dea April 02, 2023