neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of blood, cum, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.

I fucked your sister so hard that she made neapolitan ice cream.

by worlddom September 15, 2008

Neapolitan

Having sex with a woman on her period and cumming inside her while you're taking a shit on the toilet.

At the party, Debbie was looking for tampons in the bathroom, she found them but also found Joshua on the toilet and she couldn't resist climbing on top of him and performing a Neapolitan with him before going back to the party.

by BigPaizan March 20, 2025

Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.

After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.

by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022

Neapolitan Creampie

The act of getting the tasty trifecta of sequential oozing creampies in a row from three different men who are arranged side by side watching each other cum in another man's wife.

"Hey Hubby, I'm going to be home late from work, I have to stop by a friend's house get a Neapolitan Creampie. I'll call you when I'm on the way home. "

by Recalcitrate March 27, 2023

neapolitan bang

a threesome in which all sexual partners are either lined up from top to bottom or side to side with one partner being Caucasian (white), one partner being African-American (black) and one partner being Native American (red)

Wife: I can't believe our daughter convince her black husband to have the future chief of the local tribe to have sex with them.
Husband: I should have seen this neapolitan bang coming after she always wanted her ice cream that way as a kid.

by Dave W. Deathrock July 30, 2010

Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.

"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"

by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013

Neapolitan

When a menstruating woman sticks her hand down her pants, wipes her private parts and slaps you in the face.

I once upset a lady so much that she stuck her hands down her pants, slapped my face and gave me a "Neapolitan".

by waldinky January 30, 2022