When two guys are at both ends of a lady friend, pig on spit style. Both men hold there hands up to there heads, fingers spread, moose antler like. One looks to the other and says "I am the moose". The other looks and says "No, I am the moose". They both then lock horns, whilst roasting their female friend.
by Travi January 24, 2008

I can't look at taco's from straight up anymore. It makes me feel sick.
Too moose for you, huh?
So fucking moose.
Too moose for you, huh?
So fucking moose.
by Jjef April 14, 2010

by mmmm, smeat. July 18, 2003

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.
by mercunium November 21, 2003

An all-around definition with many meanings.
1. An insult
2. Something to say when you are mad at someone for being a fucking idiot.
3. Something to say at random
1. An insult
2. Something to say when you are mad at someone for being a fucking idiot.
3. Something to say at random
by P $ February 14, 2004

by Nick, Cordell, Ian January 25, 2009

Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."
by BootyMasster420 October 13, 2014
