Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger
Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.
by Bobster90 May 18, 2015
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Leach

A person who can’t stop touching people
Likes to call men handsome.

Someone who mostly has brain damage and a dent in their head from getting dropped as a baby.
Ho’o ur a leach and a dumbo wumbo 😹
by uareadumbowumbo April 20, 2022
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Bleach Leach

Removing a seminal vesical and throwing it towards a living person. If it sticks to him it must be true buddy love.
Bro, what's with the bleach leach? We all knew you loved him but damn! Sometimes you just have to keep on keeping on. No shit! Bro doesn't get it just is what it is..-
by d'évocation December 11, 2023
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The fritz leach

When you go down on a girl with a rather large forehead, ejaculate on your penis then slap it on the females forehead. Whilst doing so shout "dickhead"
Person 1: I heard you brought her back to yours last night.
Person 2: yeh mate I gave her the fritz leach
by Pen savaloy November 1, 2018
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Finn leach

The act of giving anal warts to 10 kids at one time leaving them untreated and to die with anal infection.
"I heard you did the finn leach Joel?"

"Those stupid shits wouldnt shutup so they desvered it"
by Steve bobson December 1, 2019
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Maisie leach

Such a mong loves Dec loads and loads and loads also has a good bum x
by Declanlamb March 8, 2019
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