Hook

To latch-on to a gay person's anus with the index finger. The term for "hooking" originates from this. Gays prefer one finger at a time although closet gays prefer the whole fist.

Hey did you see Maurice hook that gay bloke at the beach?

by Gay Hook February 19, 2009

Hook

The west coast version of a Gill. If someone says something stupid, you reserve the right to burn the back of their neck with a quick and forceful hand rub as if you were "hooking" their neck.

Joe: I went to KFC for lunch but all they had was chicken.
Bill: Of course dumbass, it's KFC! Thats a hook!
Joe: This is gonna hurt...

by Taerik January 16, 2008

hook

a curved object for hanging things on, or even being a pirate, perhaps murder.

there was a dead pig hanging on the butchers hook, it made me feel good.

by Lahna January 08, 2007

hooks

1. when u see a friend and give them something u have or have access to and they don't thereby causing them to get excited and say, "HOOKS!"

2. part of a statement to imply to someone that u would like them to give u some of what they got.

1. Statmore girl 1: "Hey, here's the last beer."
Statmore girl 2: "Hooks!"

2. "Hooks with the blunt!"

by CMurder July 09, 2006

hook

a vice lord

man fuck dat hook

by Dirty-G October 06, 2003

on the hook

Owing money.

Grandpa was on the hook for $1,000 after walking through our screen door.

by irrefragable October 04, 2019

hook

(v) The act of hooking, such as a hooker does. That is, fornicating for monetary compensation.

She doesn't have a real job; she hooks for money.

by plasticus March 07, 2004