Thayer Academy

Typical private school in Braintree, Ma; prison and meeting place for upper middle class white kids into drinking, drugs, sex, other illegal activities, and of course sports; girls worship the STD filled hockey boys, and boys chase after the skankiest underclassmen they can find; popular junior girls dress like they came straight out of the talbots catalog (not a good thing); the teachers can be cool, but most fall into the category of drug addicts, or dykes; their leader Mr. Clarke heads their nazi regime to braiknwash the youth of america and tourture those who try and be diffrent.

common TA phrases

"Omg his hockey mullet is soo hot."
"I love your sweater vest!, did u get it at talbots?"
"Man that weed made me thrirsty, pass my Nalgene water bottle."

by the plastics January 3, 2005

tapered

To look good, clean, and sexy
Tapered is a form and complaint that is used between to highly woke indaviduals

"Why u lookin so tapered today"
"My girl Tapered, yours lookin like miss piggy"

by The woke one July 2, 2016

tapered pants

Pants that were popular in the 80's and resembled the kungfu pants worn by Bruce Lee in ENTER THE DRAGON (Warner Bros:1973).

BRUCE LEE wore tapered pants a decade before anyone else.

by BRAD O'LEE January 29, 2009

thayer academy

The home to many "pole up ass" teachers, some men, some women, and Mr. Dunne who we're not too sure about. The home to "collar up" pink shirt and kaki wearing bitches who prance around as if it were a dockers commercial. The home to several dealers of the power flower who find it amusing to rip off retards who dont know crap about the power flower to begin with (shhh! dont tell Fred!) The home to the largest percentage of caucasian white males in any school on the face of this earth. If Mao Zedong saw our school, he would bomb us within minutes. The home to several girls where the rules that apply are: The hotter and sluttier you are, the cooler you are and the higher chance you'll get to give steam to a hockey stud.

This is my home... and i want to shit terds on it

by VK January 4, 2005

thayer academy

Let me just say that everyone on this page is right, except for the one attempting to make fun of Tim Roche and Melch. You hockey players are just a bunch of AIDS-carrying 20 year olds that look to infect all incomming freshman.

Hockey = boooo
Beer = Yay!

by Coolio January 4, 2005

tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.

A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!

by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017

joshawa thayer

A dood that takes a bunch of pictures and likes pizza rolls. He wishes he was a pizza roll. He also wants to kill a kid named riley schafer. He also smells of 24 day old pizza rolls. He always falls down the stairs instead of walking down them.

Stop eating so many pizza rolls or you will be a Joshawa Thayer

by Anti Pizza Roll Society January 28, 2018