pacer test

The dreaded fitness test.
No one likes it.
People think it's child abuse.
Once you do it, you'll literally die in thirty seconds.

The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively... we need to stop typing in this crap

by ojj21006 May 25, 2018

fitnessgram pacer test

A multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts out slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal (beep). A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound (ding). Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word "start." On your mark, get ready, start!

by Flyingpizza98 June 24, 2016

fitness gram pacer test

that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle

goes like:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by jayden.exe November 30, 2018

test failed

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you

You ran out of ink, test failed

by iddunno March 22, 2021

Banach Test

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.

Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.

by NyC PrO July 31, 2012

Telstra

1. Expensive and inoperative, though claiming to be otherwise.

2. Fucked, broken.

3. Inadequacy masked by incompetence.

Don't buy that, maye mate's got one and it's Telstra.

by Mucus Van Merkin May 11, 2004

test drive

to try something out

I want to test drive this car.

I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.

Let's test drive the ironing board.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn January 19, 2005