van tetris

The game played when packing a van to utilize the space efficiently.

Fancy a game of van tetris?

No, I'm not helping you move house.

by vixvix March 2, 2009

Murder Tetris

To store a dismembered body efficiently into a confined space, such as a suitcase or refrigerator.

After disposing of those four witnesses into two suitcases; I have become a master of Murder Tetris.

by Fintanio February 18, 2017

tetris kick

it’s when you kick someone in the neck so hard that their neck flies off and their head drops onto their body, like when you complete a line in tetris and it goes away and the above line falls down on the bottom line.

After being tetris kicked by Chuck Norris, Tom Cruise was never the same again.

by neckless November 25, 2009

Tetrisness

To organize something all together with no spaces in between.

To stack something perfectly without error or spaces.

To put something together correctly.

Chip I just loaded the dish washer... check out that tetrisness!!

by ChipJo April 1, 2011

Tetris Packer

The guy you want to get ready for a road trip with. He is so unbelievably good at packing a suitcase or a car with an impossible number of large and/or oddly shaped items that you'll think he must be a tetris god.

" 'Bro, how're we gonna take all these things to the beach?'
'It's all good dude. My dad is a tetris packer.' "

by Orlofsky October 22, 2011

Tetris Caress

When you keep pooping for too long, your shit forms a pyramid until you feel something caressing your butt hole

Kinda like how you lose and game over in Tetris

I ate so much sweet corn and stayed for like half an hour in the loo until I was Tetris caressed

by Zoz86 October 21, 2023

inbox tetris

when emails pour into your inbox faster than you can react to them.

man, i'm going to have to work through lunch today, i'm too busy playing inbox tetris

by tomaski September 28, 2006