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testosterone impaired

Impaired behavior caused by the hormone testosterone in males.
Dad wouldn't stop the car to ask for directions because he's testosterone impaired.
My husband couldn't find the potato masher if his life depended on it. He's testosterone impaired.
by DanOfOmaha December 7, 2016
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testosteroni

An erotic-flavoured sweat or scent after sex, could also be described as "smells the way a peach tastes"
It smells very testosteroni in this bedroom. - Dez announced
by R0CKET-MAN March 2, 2021
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Testosterone Deficiency

A metaphor for identifying as trans ftm. What you tell the straight cis people.
Straight cis person: “if you’re a guy, why does your voice sound so high?”

You: “oh it’s because I was born with a testosterone deficiency.”

Them: “oh okay makes sense.”
by Yarbahodang September 28, 2021
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technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.
Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.
by RaymondKing June 10, 2011
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testosterone park

A group of small rundown individual cabins once rented for getaway vacations but now housing mostly single men, where there are more trucks, ATVs, and power toys etc. than residents.
After they got a divorce I guess he found a place in Testosterone Park. I often see him outside, beer in hand discussing someone's new power toy or other.
by SophieBird July 11, 2009
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telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.
1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"
by blueberry panda January 6, 2014
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Napkin Testosterone Boost

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
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