an unexpected erection a man recieves that can't be explained it can only be that the unconscience mind is thinkin of Ms. Telis
by $WAGG May 30, 2009
Get the telisification mug.A phrase that Indonesians are very proud of. This is how they distract themselves from their recent political&racial issues. Om means "sir" or "uncle" in Indonesia and Telolet resembles the sound of bus horns. Indonesians are overly proud of how viral it went despite the fact that a phrase will never make Indonesia a better country. Commenters on "what is om telolet om?" videos in YouTube are mostly Indonesians, although it is meant for those who don't understand the phrase.
Jack: countless Indonesians are commenting "Om Telolet Om" everywhere, why?
Jill: I guess they are very proud of that phrase, where is Indonesia anyway? never heard of it.
Jill: I guess they are very proud of that phrase, where is Indonesia anyway? never heard of it.
by ditto218 December 26, 2016
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A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian July 25, 2008
Get the telescopic swaphook mug.A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.
by SCNYC January 14, 2011
Get the Telestalketer mug.Doing research on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or informational meet up. I.e. you've only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work they're doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee.
Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.
Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.
Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.
Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.
Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
I'm getting coffee with them tomorrow, but I don't even know what they look like, so I'll have to do some telescoping tonight.
by rwisgjg August 22, 2019
Get the Telescoping mug.Telon is is beautiful smart sophisticated girl who’s not afraid to speak her mind and most prettiest out her family who will become The greatest and always determined and when she sets her mind there’s no stopping her!!!!!!!! That’s what Telon is
Telon is so awesome
by LonnieWard November 6, 2019
Get the Telon mug.Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012
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