teflon mike

Teflon mike is another word for potato

Hey want a teflon mike?

by Featheredpony June 21, 2016

the teflon don

The best organized crime criminal and member of the Gambino Family (John Gotti)

by Pimpster June 24, 2003

Teflon

Term commonly used in reference to DuPont Teflon coated denier bullet-proof ballistic nylon.

Tre-pound on my hip, Teflon on my chest.

Teflon territory, you just can't shoot through.

by M1 December 16, 2004

teflon

The ability to deflect or deny blame in a work situation

You Teflonned that one!

by Chris October 24, 2003

telelogging

Shitting in phone boxes.

I can't use that phone box because someone's been telelogging in it

by liam84 January 14, 2009

Teflonatron

A person in which all mistakes, scandals, criticisms, mess ups, and responsibilities do not seem to stick. An individual whose personality is similar to a Fluoropolymer Coating (Teflon) in which nothing ever seems to stick.

The design team member used red bark, succulent indigenous landscaping, brown speckled refinished counter tops that looked like spackle, and black appliances in a white kitchen.

When approached regarding the design flaws, the design team member blamed the lack of a budget, and said he was being a solutionist. In fact, he was being way worse than a deflectatron. He had morphed into a TEFLONATRON!

by Combover Inc. November 12, 2011

teflon spray

an impenetrable barrier, makes any problem someone else's problem

I tried to submit a bug report but the developer applied teflon spray as it was an issue with someone else's code

by st.rm November 11, 2017