Testero

Testosterone bby

Testero is good

by Tarferhal April 18, 2018

Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word

He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.

by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018

treesters

treesters is a YouTuber who makes "animations". He's trying to make his own story, but is failing horrendously.

"Subscribe to treesters!"
"No, dude. Why would I ever do that?"

by treesters May 26, 2019

Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.

Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!

by Kev in hants June 26, 2007

comfy testers

When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.

They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.

wow this bench sure is a 7 out of 10 we are good comfy testers

by Tea Neil January 26, 2013

mattress tester

1. Noun: Slang for prostitute

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester

by dickmagee November 19, 2014

freak teetering

Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."

His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.

by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017