tender hooks

Firstly, it is tenter hooks, not tender hooks. It means waiting with anxiety. Tenter is a rack for drying cloth and a tenter hook is a nail with an upward curve on which the cloth is hung.

I was on tenter hooks until the test results arrived. Tender hooks do not exist and if they did, they would ne inefective because they are tender.

by Bernie Dworkin August 9, 2009

teaser beejer

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.

Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.

by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

package teaser

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

butter my tenderloaf

The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).

It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!

by chrispy licker May 27, 2010

cock teaser

A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.

The cock teaser sexed the man up.

by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004

Teamer

Those players in a Free for all game mode who are too scared to fight for themselves, so instead they team up with their friend and when they are the only 2, they probably won't do shit till games over.

"Javier and Jacob are fucking teamers in free for all, vote kick them."

by Afellowgamer May 11, 2020

ball-tearer

Australian slang. Something which is fabulously, excellently superb. See ripsnorter.

"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."

by Panda January 17, 2005