Te'Juana

Generally gorgeous, attractive, sexy and sometimes known to be a bitch. Very spontaneous and often lost in the sauce. Has a slightly sarcastic sense of humor.

"Man that girl is all over the place!" "Well what do you expect? She's Te'Juana."

by $wag February 6, 2010

te banas

It is a latin way to say "good-bye" but the term really means: "to take a shower" a funny term only when said with a latin tongue and with great timing.

(Bob is being dropped off at his house.)

Bob K thanks...

(Bob steps out of the car)

James Ok...te banas!!!!

by faze phou January 19, 2010

te' rence

Very attractive, intellectual man. Has the ability to have virtually any woman he wants and yet realizes very few woman deserve him.

wow I want to be like Te' rence

by long johnson albert February 19, 2009

Te'o

Noun

1. Football player from Notre Dame

2. an imaginary girlfriend

Verb

1. To create an imaginary person and fool a man/woman into becoming his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Noun

1. linebacker at the University of Notre Dame
2. "do you have a girlfriend?" "yeah, a Te'o."

Verb:

1. Did you Te'o the guy you wanted to get revenge at?

The past tense of Te'o as a verb is Te'o'd.

Ex:

Man 1: "Dude, how's your girlfriend?"
Man 2: "It's over, bro. I just found out I got Te'o'd, by another guy.

by ENflip January 19, 2013

te'wat

The name generally given to an incompetent, overbearing woman that has been giving the smallest amount of authority and seems to think she runs the entire show. Typical dimwitted and extremely grinding on the nerves.

The te'wat just paged through the entire building because your missing your shift.

by eddie87 February 21, 2009

te quiero cojer duro

i want to fuck you hard

insted of saying quiero cogerle which is i want to take to him you would say te quiero cojer duro

by gdhfyuefikjdn November 29, 2009

Te Aniwa

A Maori word, meaning "The Arsonist"

1: "who burnt down your school man?"
2: oh, Te Aniwa
3:no shit.

by h.s.mig July 24, 2010