Te'Juana

Generally gorgeous, attractive, sexy and sometimes known to be a bitch. Very spontaneous and often lost in the sauce. Has a slightly sarcastic sense of humor.

"Man that girl is all over the place!" "Well what do you expect? She's Te'Juana."

by $wag February 6, 2010

Tejuana Mudslide

After a night of binge drinking and then eating a Taco Bell,you shit all over one of your passed out buddies.

Tom and fred got all shitfaced and then stopped at taco bell. When they got home,fred passed out and tom gave him the old Tejuana Mudslide.

by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010