Te'o

Noun

1. Football player from Notre Dame

2. an imaginary girlfriend

Verb

1. To create an imaginary person and fool a man/woman into becoming his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Noun

1. linebacker at the University of Notre Dame
2. "do you have a girlfriend?" "yeah, a Te'o."

Verb:

1. Did you Te'o the guy you wanted to get revenge at?

The past tense of Te'o as a verb is Te'o'd.

Ex:

Man 1: "Dude, how's your girlfriend?"
Man 2: "It's over, bro. I just found out I got Te'o'd, by another guy.

by ENflip January 19, 2013

Te'oed

Pretending that you have a girlfriend who recently died of cancer so that people will feel sorry for you and/or inspired by your perceived bravery in handling the situation.

"Manti really Te'oed the hell out of that girl. She was practically eating out of his hand after he told her his ex just died of Leukemia."

by LiarsDontWinTitles January 18, 2013

Te'oing

To have sex with an imaginary woman or object

"Where was Manti during that title game?"

"Oh he was out te'oing"

by ND69697 January 18, 2013

Te'oing

The acto of hugging an imaginary person.

Lacey: Yo, McCarron, did you see Te'o trying to tackle me? It looked more like he was hugging an imaginary girlfriend.

McCarron: Yeah man, he was totally Te'oing

by ImaginaryFriend January 16, 2013

Te'o Bagging

Putting your balls on a computer screen

One time I walked in on my boss te'o bagging his computer.

by Chickenstrip January 21, 2013

Manti Te'o

1: (verb) To be on an online dating site, pretending to be a hot girl.

2: (noun) A dumbass football player, dating an undercover fatass on the internet.

1. I went to meet my sexy internet girlfriend yesterday; it turned out she was just a fatass motherfucker Manti Te'oing me.

2. Manti Te'o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fatass motherfucker.

by Philonoesis December 31, 2013