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Te'o

Noun

1. Football player from Notre Dame

2. an imaginary girlfriend

Verb

1. To create an imaginary person and fool a man/woman into becoming his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.
Noun

1. linebacker at the University of Notre Dame
2. "do you have a girlfriend?" "yeah, a Te'o."

Verb:

1. Did you Te'o the guy you wanted to get revenge at?

The past tense of Te'o as a verb is Te'o'd.

Ex:

Man 1: "Dude, how's your girlfriend?"
Man 2: "It's over, bro. I just found out I got Te'o'd, by another guy.
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Te'O'd

To maintain an online relationship with someone who doesn't exist. Whether you were knowledgeable to their existence remains a mystery. Similar to being catfished.
John: So, I went down to Florida and stopped by the address Claire gave me. The homeowner says that person doesn't live there. She also deleted her facebook,twitter,instagram and disconnected her phone. It's like, she never existed.

Bob: Son, you've been Te'O'd.
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Related Words

Te'o Bagging

One time I walked in on my boss te'o bagging his computer.
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Manti Te'o

1: (verb) To be on an online dating site, pretending to be a hot girl.

2: (noun) A dumbass football player, dating an undercover fatass on the internet.
1. I went to meet my sexy internet girlfriend yesterday; it turned out she was just a fatass motherfucker Manti Te'oing me.

2. Manti Te'o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fatass motherfucker.
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te calmas o te calmo

te calmas o te calmo
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Te Wharekura o Mauao

its the litteral definition of shithole.
Flying Bums, you may call it.
They enter Hell..
Man 1: Ew this place is disgusting!
Lady 2: Yes, it is very horrid
Man 2: Yeahhh!! Hard! It must be some Te Wharekura o Mauao up in hereee!!
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te calmas o te calmo

You calm down or I calm you down in Spanish
Mira, te calmas o te calmo “ Look, you calm down or I'll calm you down
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