Taser

A "Less than Lethal" weapon used to incapacitate a person without killing them. Generally used by police. Fires two barbed prongs up to twenty feet which then penetrate the skin and deliver an extremely painful shock causing the perosn to fall to loose control of their muscles, fall to the ground and do the crappie flop and sometimes piss themselves.

COP: Hey shitbag. You're under arrest, turn around and put your hands behind your back.

SHITBAG: Fuck you pig. You better call for back-up

COP: Takes out Taser and repeats his order.

SHITBAG: Fuck you:

COP: Shoots shitbag with Taser and laugh's while shitbag does the crappei flop on the ground.

SHITBAG: (After he regains control of his muscles) Rolls over and puts his hands behind his back to be handcuffed while complaining about how bad it hurt and he pissed himself.

COP: Laughs hysterically while handcuffing shitbag.

by Shock Therapy April 28, 2005

Mentally tasered

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.

John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!

by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009

Tasheena

Tasheena is a smart , pretty girl wants to do her best but has a lot of people hating on her for reason .she also can be very rude

I wish there was more girls like Tasheena

by Unkown 23455677 December 8, 2018

Taser Sex

The consensual act of using a taser on one's partner during intercourse to derive sexual pleasure through electrical conduction.

"Taser Sex" is a largely untested and legally unapproved maneuver only performed by sexual deviants and self-professed idiots.

by Rondolio August 18, 2008

dont tase me bro

What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.

Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!

by holly the ginger kid. October 11, 2007

Taser Nation

The University Of Florida, where free speech is not included. If you ask the wrong questions, you will be shocked. When this occurs your fellow students will not assist you in any way, prompting the illustrious TV pundit, Stephen Colbert, to call out your student body as a bunch of submissive cowards.

FSU student "Dude, I heard Justin went to UF"
USF student "Lol, I hope he doesn't ask the wrong questions, he just entered the Taser Nation"

by Scotty Con Queso December 9, 2008

Tasheka

The most beautiful girl in the world and someone who is very talented

Wow she’s so talented, that’s a tasheka right there

by Hoodrichnigga July 20, 2018