I got really nervous, so instead of turning into a blathering idiot, I decided to pull a tactical retreat.
by HeyItzZephyr November 28, 2014

A famous tactic created by Stooge by remaining level 1 in mass in a game called Custom hero footies, no matter who they're against. Normally the opponent will feel sorry and leave the game and allow the brilliant tactician to win out of pity. It was created when a infamous player Stooge kept failing and losing "mass" in the custom hero footies games that people felt sorry for him and left the game just so he could win.
Person 1: Dude he's doing the stogge tactics
Person 2: What a loser and a noob, he should go QQ. let's leave
Person 1 and 2 leave
Tactician Yes I win! I'm on another level! Stogge tactics never fail me!
Person 2: What a loser and a noob, he should go QQ. let's leave
Person 1 and 2 leave
Tactician Yes I win! I'm on another level! Stogge tactics never fail me!
by Cou_11 August 6, 2012

An act commonly practiced in single-player video games for various reasons, mainly because the player is in a position where he/she is unable to progress any further or return, and must kill their character in order to respawn at the last checkpoint.
Steve was playing Half-Life when he fell into a pit he couldn't climb out of, so he committed tactical suicide and threw a grenade at his feet, thereby killing himself so he could restart from the last checkpoint.
by Dunnybrusher January 11, 2012

The action of doing a wee when you don't need to, in order to avoid it later. Popularised by cartoon Bluey.
by lizwis May 2, 2019

A tactical approach in multiplayer PC & video games where one uses any means available to get ahead. Camping, spawn-killing, attacking & hiding, or any other tactics displaying a complete lack of honor, integrity, and character in battle. A final tactical insult involves suicide by grenades or any explosive device in a cowardly attempt to bring others down with you to score some kills.
bitch-tactician
bitch·tac·ti·cian, n. One who is acquainted with, or skilled in, the ways of bitch-tactics
bitch·tac·ti·cian, n. One who is acquainted with, or skilled in, the ways of bitch-tactics
by Lounge Three Dot Com July 19, 2007

Tactical death is when you mess up and die during a bedwars game. It is commonly used by skeppy as an excuse for dying.
by akaminee March 15, 2020

An act in which the girl you've been waiting to meet up with bullshits you saying she can't come but she still wants to. She either wants you to think that you are worth her time, usually spent being a suck up lesbian, or that she can't hang out when she said she could.
Guy 1: How was it with you girl today? Get some..
Guy 2: Shit! I didn't even see her. She gave me the tactical bullshit.
Guy 1: Maybe she's with the lesbians?
Guy 2: Shit! I didn't even see her. She gave me the tactical bullshit.
Guy 1: Maybe she's with the lesbians?
by tric318920 November 22, 2011
