Illini Bronze Tablet

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.

Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

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If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

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Tablet Mode

The act of destroying a laptop by opening it 360 degrees, causing the hinge to break (doesn't apply to x360 laptops)

I'm so sick of this fucking laptop, I'm putting it in tablet mode!
Time to put this laptop into tablet mode

by trolltime12 March 1, 2023

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tabletation

when your tablet runs out of battery and you charge it but it takes too long so you become a secret agent and take out random people to pass the time

im going to do some tabletation

by removeads July 8, 2023

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Emerald tablets of thoth

Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?

Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

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