twatface

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.

1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad

by veeds1 September 8, 2009

Twiff

The knot section of a man's tie, used to cover the claff (see claff) can be judged on size, shape and all round build quality.

"Ben's twiff is looking awful as usual, should have gone for the double Windsor"

by Shah shakedown May 6, 2015

Surprise Titfuck

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.

Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."

by Willickers July 3, 2010

Twitard

TWITARD; -Noun-; T-Why-tar-D's;

Stupid 13-20 year olds who have never read a real piece of literature in their lives; and have a mental delusion that one day a crazy obsessive/pedophile vampire or a possibly homosexual/crazy obsessive werewolf that: DO NOT EXIST will come and turn them into said monster. Can be found expressing their love for the series, and attacking all who disagree, all while screaming "Team Edward!", or "Team Jacob!"

Twitard: Hey did you guys read Twilight, its the best book ever written!

Person: Yes I have, and it was written horribly, you are a twitard.

by popNFreshhatesyou December 3, 2009

titflip

To flip someone’s tit and fly away on a unicorn (or Pegasus), which is infected with squaids.

iTortor: "I just titflipped Anna."
Hans: "Oh really?”
Anna: "... you two have serious bootyism issues.”

by itortor April 11, 2010

Twifter

A Twifter is another name for a weed-cigarette or Joint. Or a name for the actual weed itself.

Others include:

Bifta

Reefa

Spliff

Joint

Doichy

Now then, do you have any Twifter?

Do you want to go for a Twifter?

Lets have a few off that Twifter

I need some Twifter now

Can't wait to get some Twifter

by Bradbiss April 20, 2010

Twitard

Basically a person of this universe that trolls the internet looking for people who dislike the popular book "Twlight". They will bash people who even mildly dislikes it and are usually ignorant to the use of grammar. Despite the book being terrible this person has fallen for the main character, Edward. They use every instance to talk about Twilight and how hott Edward is. It is a most terrible fate to become one. So beware.

Twitard: 0Mg! Ydon u guyzzz lYk Twilght! :OOO its ssooo god!!!11! And eward is teh sex! !!!1!!

Person being insulted: My goodness. I think you need to return to kindergarten.

by Katherine #15 September 11, 2011