King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016

King Tut dick

1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.

Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.

by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010

putty tut

other wise know as the vagina pronounced PUTT E TUT like NUT!

pussy aka "putty tut"

by TeRReT January 26, 2009

king tut

The pose a female strikes when accidentally caught naked. An attempt to cover the breasts by crossing the arms in front of them. Often used in risque celebrity photography or on the cover of porno mags.

Also refers to the same position during sex in an attempt to keep the breasts from bouncing excessively.

I walked in on her naked, but I couldn't see her tits because she was doing the king tut.

I nailed her so hard she had to do the king tut to keep from getting a black eye.

by Tony Pavich January 10, 2006

King Tut

The ultimate...I mean the ultimate props that can be given a guy for sexual achievement. A King Tut is when a guy pleasures four girls at once; while laying on his back, one girl rides the stick, one sits on his face, and the other two take each hand. Then the four girls lean in toward one another and make out while the King rocks out the four vaginas. The resulting geometry is a 4-sided pyramid.....the BEST pyramid ever.

Those four bitches came over and got drunk, then we did the King Tut.

by CoreyMaverick January 3, 2009

king tut

when her ass is so good you bury your dick in it for thousands of years

her ass so good im gonna do a king tut

by darkoathangel February 27, 2020

Noah Tut

Noah Tut is a complete faggot who's dad doesn't love him and sounds like Wilford Brimley

Everyone ever: "I sure hope Noah Tut kills himself"

by Better than Noah 696969 June 17, 2016