nuts to you

Nuts To You is the same as today's FU expletive.

Person sees a friend about to do something illegal.

Person says to friend " Nuts To You, I'm outta here!"

by Bigdoggus May 10, 2017

Nuts to Butts

Although the above definition is correct, there is another situation it applies:
Nuts to Butts refers to 2 males riding together on a motorcycle or scooter - often times because the passenger is too lazy to walk to class so he hitches a ride on his buddy's scooter. Guys 2-up on a crotch rocket is the WORST way!

Looks at those 2 dorks riding nuts to butts to class.

Guy Passenger: "dude I need to save gas money, can you take me on your bike to the store?"
Rider: "nuts to butts? hell no"

by BMW Guy September 6, 2006

Nuts to Butts

adjective: used in a very crowded or tight situation.

hey, you dont wanna get in on that one (subway car), it's nuts to butts.

by mythodius November 8, 2004

Nuts to Butts

A formation of military recruits that lines the nude men up in a single-file line such that one man's genitals are essentially pressing against the butt crack of the guy in front of him. This is done during induction between the time the men surrender their civilian clothes and when they are finally issued their military uniforms, to allow the medical examinations and inspections to be expedited.

The Nuts to Butts line up also has the effect of revealing those recruits who enjoy the experience as they would likely sprout an erection and could be rejected by the commanding officers who wanted to weed out homosexuals.

Recruits! I want you to line up nuts to butts and march into the examination room, NOW! MOVE IT!

by Fallo Turgidson October 20, 2013

nuts to the face

A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.

Now that he has perfected the art of nuts to the face, Young Shitting Grasshopper can face his mortal enemy, Dark Cloud of Ass Juice.

by cpoc January 28, 2004

I should not have nutted to that.

When you look at very fucked up porn/yiff, nut to it, and then regret looking at whatever you looked at.

Guy 1 nuts to some fucked up yiff he found on e621.
Guy 1 then immediately regrets looking at said art.
Guy 1: I should not have nutted to that. DEFINITELY should not have nutted to that.

by Littlecat456 August 10, 2021

Nuts to Butts

Also known as grinding, a type of club dancing where the male dry humps the female. Hence, nuts are to butts.

My high school banned nuts to butts dancing, but we can do it in college.

by Steven L Smith October 15, 2006